kharm83's Blog

I have decided in life that there are just some things you can't take back, you can't have a do-over and there is really very little that you can do to fix the predicament you have landed in.

First thing that comes to mind is saying I love you, or really any variation on this (read: I think I love you, I am in love with you, etc). Drunk, high, sober whatever your excuse is, you said it. If you don't mean it, I am sorry but I think you officially just ruined the relationship. I can't foresee any way out of that one. If you can PLEASE GOD LET ME KNOW. Other than of course, actually loving that person. Which is incredibly hard to force.

Second thing would be death. Self explanatory. And possibly preferable to the first predicament.

I am sure their are others but obviously I am focused on the first one. I will leave you to that. And this.

Love is a verb, not a noun. All we have in life are each other.

Can I just say, Thank you for not making me watch the same solo 10 times last night. Now Moving on.

I hate this guest judge. She loves everything. I think maybe she is smoking The Pot durring breaks, except she has a lot of energy. No, She sits at home every day she isn't guest judging and thinks of new ways to say how fantastic a routine is.

Cat looks beautiful but I refuse to listen to her say JIDGES one more time. I flat out refuse.

I will be short and sweet. I liked everything this week much more than usual. I feel like everyone stepped up their game.

Highlights (and lowlights):

1. Lacey and Pasha's hip hop, something about a robot being brought to life. involved a lot of Pahsa "hip hop" solos, (obviously a bad idea) and not much of Lacey's signature slutty facials. (No worries she gave them to us during the voting segments and anytime she wasn't dancing really.

Then they attack the smooth waltz. Lacey's hands and feet and butt ruined it for me. Let me explain that... she has a swayed back (I used to have it to but a good ballet teacher will beat that out of you). Makes her look like she is always sticking her butt out... painfully obvious in a classy gown. Makes her look extra slutty. Hated this routine. Her hands broke off at the wrist and she looked awkward dacing in heels.

OK, I really need someone else to read this. I felt like I was on some sort of reality show. Lets hit up some back story.

Start: 4 of us girls got dressed up and went to this socialit-esque event in the city. I have never seen so much silicone in my life. One of my friends gets discovered, literally. Let me set this straight. In this city everyone knows each other. They have all lived here since high school (except me of course) and where you went to high school dominates the social circle you run in years and years later (sic). So of course we run into a lot of people they all went to high school with, some I know some I don't. I meet this guy who is pretty attractive, has a hell of an ego and keeps up decent conversation, a complete phenomena in this group. SO he gets my number, turns out he dated a friend of a friend for like 2 years, and I get some dirt on the situation. Apparently he is worth around a million and can be quite pushy. Honestly, I love a good ego and while I couldn't care less about how much money he has, but it speaks volumes that he is so successful at such a young age.

Jump to Sunday night, I have a charity concert, he calls me 3 times while there. I don't answer, it would be impolite. But I call him back when I leave, thinking wow this guy digs me already? I decide hanging out on sunday night would be nice a casual. He picks me up in his Mercedes CLK (gag) and we are off. He tries 2 restaurants that are so that circle of people, little ethnic places with great atmospheres that in all reality probably have great food, but are so ridiculously over-priced simply to make them seem that much more exclusive (please this is the midwest, there is no such thing as exclusive). Finally we go to this Spanish tapas place for a few drinks. He proceeds to make great conversation and orders me a mojito simply because I said I had never tried one. He drinks Grey Goose. On the Rocks...yeah, first sign, the second being the conversation we had about how well he can hold his alcohol because he goes out 7 days a week. YIKES!

Super excited about this guys, He has the hot 48 year old and of course the hot 20 something going to meet his family in Australia. In the previews it looks like Amanda doesn't talk and that his family freaks about dating someone 18 years his senior... what a fantastic guilty pleasure.

Obviously I need school to start back up soon so I don't waste my time watching these pointless shows, blegh.

Right so you know I wouldn't let this go without a few (ahem) comments.
First off the thing that sticks out to me throughout the show is how much I love the guest judge. His face got all red when he was excited. The rest of this is all out of order I am sure, I should take notes, but i get too into it.

1. Flame away, but I didn't like Mia Michaels routine this week. I know. I love her. I found it more of a interpretive dance than an actual choreographed piece. Having said that, props to her for the inspiration. And finally getting Lacey to not act like a slut.

2. Dominic and Lauren. LOVED the Rumba the costume on her was unbelievavble, and then they actually KISSED at the end, almost twice. It was seriously hot. I actually voted this week, normally I just write snarky comments, but I want them to stay suddenly. What a story line!! The Crumping was awkward, but that has to be the hardest type of dance to do if you aren't trained and or naturally just good at it.

3. OK I watched Sara this time. Still nothing, Although the Tango was hot and she was good in it, I just wasn't impressed. I will honestly be surprised if she lasts much longer, plus that hip hop, SHane man, seriously that was cruel. Awful and I have those spandex pants at home, we had to wear them for high school dance team, they don't look good on ANYONE.