The Many Faces of Britney

BabyGirlGodwin1969 — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:41:16 -0500

It's being reported that Britney Spears is suffering from multiple personality disorder and that her adoption of a British accent is simply her slipping into her "British girl" persona. It was this personality that had taken over Britney for days at the time of her deposition and once she had switched back, she allegedly couldn't recall any of her actions during those days. The other personalities in her roster include, "the weepy girl, the diva, the incoherent girl," etc. Sadly, each seem to have a penchant for not wearing pants.

But maybe there's good news yet for the ailing pop star, as she and her ex, Kevin Federline, had a secret meeting yesterday to try and work things out. A mental health counselor was present to help moderate the discussion between the two, which was most likely a discussion about the custody of their two kids. No word yet on whether or not any new arrangement was established after said meeting.

Critics Pan Katie Holmes in Mad Money

BabyGirlGodwin1969 — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 14:39:02 -0500

Kate Holmes is getting harsh reactions from critics in her first return to the big screen since wedding Tom Cruise and welcoming daughter Suri.

“And the cinematic comeback of the year award goes to…somebody other than Katie Holmes,” says a New York Post critic, who calls her new heist comedy Mad Money, co-starring Queen Latifah and Diane Keaton, “the most cringe-making return since Love Boat: The Next Wave.

“Holmes, with Alice Cooper hair and crazy Jim Carrey eyes, looks terrible and acts worse, unless this movie is unintentionally a lobotomy documentary,” the reviewer writes. “Whatever could have happened to her in the last couple of years to zap the talent out of her like this?”

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The Many Faces of Britney

Critics Pan Katie Holmes in Mad Money