Diddy's new fake ass show

theonlycamille — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 14:04:28 -0400

After watching the first episode of "I want to work for Diddy", I've decided that there's nothing real about this show at all.. Whatsoever.. Maybe other people that have worked for him in the past, aka the judges, want a little of what Fonzworth is getting, so now they're getting their little bit of airtime.
But to think that Diddy really has his assistants detailing cars and changing clothes on mannequins is ridiculous. Diddy doesn't worry about what the visual merchandising looks like at Sean John, he has vm people to do that. I'm sure he also has someone to detail his car, and I mean, one car? I'm sure he has someone to take care of a fleet of cars, but it's not his personal assistant. So, all I'm asking is if you want to have a little reality show, please be just a little bit realistic.. I'm only oging to continue watching this shit to see what else is so fake about it.. but that's it..very disappointing.

What about "Leave me Alone" do you not understand?

theonlycamille — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 16:14:02 -0400

Maybe the world's just gone dumb or maybe when words come out of my mouth they sound like something other than English to those on the receiving end. Two kids, and I call them kids, because they looked fresh out of highschool, so I guess in their mind this qualified as a "real job", but anyway they knock and ask me to buy tickets to something for something to benefit something, some scammish shit, and I was like, no thank you, very politely, I might add, could you guys please add this door to your do not knock list? Instead of taking it for what it's worth, they want to question me about why I don't want any of what they've got, and that's when things got early. I mean, why should I have to be the one to remind them that a real job wouldn't require them to knock on doors and beg money from people like me. The big black bitch had something to say, and being a black bitch myself, I said ok, I've got something to fix your ass, so I closed the door, and grabbed the biggest bottle of water that I could see at the time, and when I opened it again, I doused her big ass with it. Now, I'll exorcise the demons from her fucking black ass with my righteous poland spring, if the demons have coerced her into believing that she's going to stand there and tell me what she really thinks of me, after knocking on my door..fuck that shit...

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Diddy's new fake ass show

What about "Leave me Alone" do you not understand?