It's being reported that Britney Spears is suffering from multiple personality disorder and that her adoption of a British accent is simply her slipping into her "British girl" persona. It was this personality that had taken over Britney for days at the time of her deposition and once she had switched back, she allegedly couldn't recall any of her actions during those days. The other personalities in her roster include, "the weepy girl, the diva, the incoherent girl," etc. Sadly, each seem to have a penchant for not wearing pants.

But maybe there's good news yet for the ailing pop star, as she and her ex, Kevin Federline, had a secret meeting yesterday to try and work things out. A mental health counselor was present to help moderate the discussion between the two, which was most likely a discussion about the custody of their two kids. No word yet on whether or not any new arrangement was established after said meeting.