Aha, another episode, and I’m sure that doesn’t surprise anyone. This one’s “That’ll Do, Pig”, which is a great, great episode. Not like they all aren’t great.

1) Lorelai even manages to look cute when it’s winter and it’s freezing outside. Somehow, I am very jealous of that ability. And apparently she’s a hot water hog, much like me, because I love my shower hot.
2) Paris is doodling on graph paper… I totally did that with a boy I liked, wrote his name in every square of graph paper. And made hearts from it. Okay, scary, I know. Paris went to Jamie’s over Christmas, and apparently he’s the perfect boyfriend, and she loves the concept of Christmas. I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!
3) Emily got Richard a cigar humidor. What is a cigar humidor? I don’t smoke cigars, that’s probably why I don’t know what they are.
4) Lorelai freaks out about the spider on her floor… I hate spiders, so I’d do the same thing. And I do have people put him outside instead of killing him… because his family is vindictive.
5) Rory and Lorelai discuss what Richard is getting for his birthday… apparently a bathroom scale isn’t an ideal gift… nor is a coin sorter. Luke even gives his opinion (soap on a rope…)! I like Luke’s opinion, and funny, Aramis smells nice.
6) Rory literally bumps into Dean, who asks Rory to go to coffee with him. Kirk is their waiter (what isn’t he in this town?), and recites as many pie flavors as he can get through. Dean and Rory agree to be friends… and I agree with Rory in this scene. Seats near the bathroom are awkward.
7) Trix is here! Surprise, surprise! She always does her hair the same way. You know what’s funny? Trix has a little more of a sense of humor than Emily does. And she’s so amusing, but some things she does are kind of odd. AND KORN rented her house! That’s so cool! I’ve never even heard a song by Korn, as a matter of fact… but every time someone mentions Korn I think of this episode.
8) Francie again. Man, she’s pure evil. The manipulation is scary. What is she, tied to the mafia? She calls a secret meeting and gets everyone to book the mansion she wanted. Ooh. Evil.
9) Emily goes into panic mode when she finds out that Trix wants to see Lorelai’s house. She tries to move everything around… and that would annoy me as much as it does Lorelai. First, when people clean my room it annoys me. I can’t stand it. Why do they feel the need to clean MY room when it’s a) not even a disaster area, and b) NOT THEIR ROOM!
10) Rory gives Francie a taste of her own medicine… she pulls her into the bathroom and tells her that she’ll be sorry for having the meeting behind Paris’ back. I like aggressive Rory. She’s convincing.
11) Trix runs through Lorelai’s house, and she doesn’t even make a comment… after all that? Wow… scary. And I totally have memorabilia that Lorelai and Rory would be proud of! Just thought I’d add that… “I’ll yell tim-ber!” AND I like Weezer, too!
12) Jess decides to go to the carnival, even though he didn’t want to originally. And it’s all because Dean was there. Jess is jealous! Ooh!
13) Clara asks Jess a bunch of amusing questions that the answers are even better for. Apparently his name is just Jess… and he doesn’t like Stuart Little. And Rory wins a sad pathetic bear!!
14) Sookie emerges from the kitchen and attempts to explain why she has a giant hole in her uniform. I totally understand why you had to be there. But it’s Sookie, so it doesn’t surprise me at all.
15) Emily takes the opportunity to bother Trix by saying she’s not finished, and eats the food she has left, but in a tiny little piece. Haha, go Emily! It’s really funny. I guess she did take Lorelai’s advice very seriously. I think I might do that. From now on, that’s my plan.
16) Rory seems to believe everyone’s fine with everything with Dean and Jess. It’s so… I don’t know, Rory. It’s so… innocent and just so nice.

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