This one’s all about “Keg! Max!”… my sister says the fight in this one is wimpy compared to the O.C. but who cares? Anyway, I swear you’ll get a real blog entry, after I do this.

1) Rory and Lorelai can’t figure out what to do about their lack of Friday Night Dinner situation. They don’t have anything to do… and the Gilmores are partying.
2) Lorelai and Rory are at Luke’s, and Lorelai is in love with her camera, Digital Dan! Rory passes a Chilton note telling Lorelai to participate. Lorelai takes a picture of Luke, and then the menu. I totally did the same thing when I got my camera!
3) Lane and the band can’t figure out a name for the band. Follow Them to the Edge of the Desert is cool, but way too long. And plus the abbreviation is a tongue twister. I’d do that.
4) Luke’s butt is the topic of conversation at the inn, and Lorelai offers to help Luke out with his plans with Nicole for the weekend. And the butt conversation is rather amusing. I think he has a nice butt. Just for the record.
5) The Booster Club has three new members, and it’s funny, because they all got the “scary threatening letter”… and when you’re late, that means you get stuck into things. Lorelai talks about the meeting with Sookie the next day, wearing a really cute hat. Anyway, Max was the faculty guy and that was slightly awkward, but they both played it cool. Lorelai is confused by that. I would be, too.
6) Jess is informed that he has been kicked out of school, and he can’t go to the prom.
7) Lorelai hooks the key to the house on Rory’s belt, so Rory can go to the party without a purse. Also, Lorelai’s $18 short for the booster club, and Lorelai invents a very cheap burglar to try to pass the story off on Rory. Some burglars are stupid, but, uh, not that stupid. And who burglarizes in Stars Hollow?
8) The nerds hosting the party are packing away the valuables, and Jess feels awkwardly early. Apparently Jess has been to many a party because the keg seems easy to tackle for him. So simple, yet so… uh… fascinating, to the nerds. I am slightly fascinated because I have always wondered how they get the beer out.
9) Lorelai attempts to help out with turndown service, and Nicole and Luke are the occupants of Room 7… ooh. Awkward moment ensues, and Luke is still wearing his socks. Lorelai can’t light the fire, Luke offers to, and the turndown ends quite awkwardly. And
10) Dave is angry that Lane’s fake boyfriend is in love with Lane… which he is, and Dave is bummed about not being able to take her to prom. See, I never had that problem. I took my best guy friend to prom, and I… had a crush on him, but that’s not major. Anyway, moving on.
11) Jess wants to leave, and Rory wants to stay. Jess doesn’t want to mingle, and Rory convinces Jess to stay until they’re done playing. Lane starts drinking the beer.
12) Lorelai invents a story about why she’s missing money, Paris gives a speech to the Booster Club about why a yacht can’t be the location of Grad Night. She then leaves, to find Max. Max is freaked, separates the two with furniture and metaphorical basketball players… Max attempts to leave, and Lorelai bumps into him. I like her jacket, by the way. I wish I could dress like Lorelai. Why does she look good in glasses, and why is her hair always perfect, and why does she always looks cute? Jealous!!! And funny, Lorelai has a tic-tac. I’m addicted to tic tacs.
13) Rory goes upstairs to find Jess, and Jess tries to “take off Rory’s belt”… and Rory tries to get him to stop, and he gets an attitude, so she runs downstairs crying. Dean punches Jess, a fight breaks out, and the cops show up. So scandalous for Gilmore Girls… but I am enthused. I wonder how Lindsay feels about this…

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