Also known as Ten is fucking back, baby. What I did for this was watch the episode while simultaneously making observations about it in a notepad file. Warning: When I watch Doctor Who I tend to get very fangirly and start shouting a lot.

Oooh, new theme. I have to say I kinda like S2 and S3's better, but this one will grow on me.

SUPER RUFFLY HAIR AND BROWN SUIT OHMYGODTAKEMENOWPLEASE

Of course Ten has to be all fancy about his entrance to Adipose.

Where have I seen the blonde lady before?

Interesting plotline. A lot of people are really concerned about weight loss. I keep seeing ads for diet pills all the goddamn time.

TISH?! LETICIA JONES?! IS THAT YOU??

Gold pendants! What the hell?

HAHAHAHAHA popping heads! Has it got paper?

Seriously I want to ruffle up Ten's extra scruffy hair. While shagging him.

Shit, I'd give him my phone number too.

YES! THE :D OHAI DER ICON!!!!!

Why does the girl say her weight in pounds and the boy in kilos? Stupid metric system!

I like Ten's tie.

EEEEEE EYEBROW RAISE

Cat people!

I love these closeups of Ten. Freckles and gorgeous brown eyes and eyebrows akimbo.

WHOA THERE BELLY THAT'S CREEPY AS HELL!

And Ten dashes off into the street, flowing coat rushing after him. (He's running to my house. I set off the horny alarm.)

WHY ARE THOSE LITTLE ADIPOSE SO CUTE? I'm not grossed out by them, I coo at them!

THEY'RE WAVING TO HER! HI THERE!

Nice bathroom.

Byebye Adipose! STOP BEING SO CUTE AND APPEALING TO MY CUTE SENSIBILITIES.

Oh god Ten unbutton that last button on your suit jacket already. Hawtness would increase. This are fact, I know cos of my learnings.

Is that thing Ten has some sort of Adipose Detector? It goes ding when there's fat.

I love the parallel framing shots. Donna and Ten are so close and yet so unaware of each other!

Donna still lives with her parents...

EVERYONE is unemployed these days. At least in America.

Donna's grandpa is a cool cat. Is that not the newspaper man from VotD?

Feminism in the solar system!

Hahaha gramps is like wtf is a blue box.

Aw, Ten is talking to no one. :( I'd be there for him.

I love the blue motif in this episode. Blue scarf, blue car...

Mmmm. Different shirt and tie this scene.

POCKET ACTION GUH.

Hahaha it says "no smoking or naked lights." I'd like to get naked and light Ten up.

Wow, a day spent in a closet. You know what could've made that better? My being there. ;) Lots of fun to be had!

Nobody on Doctor Who ever hangs up the phone correctly!

No, that's not Tish, I don't think. Would be interesting, though. Tish always gets in with the wrong sort. Lazarus, Saxon...

I love seeing all these scenes I've seen on interviews or in other videos. Makes me feel like I'm putting the puzzle together!

Uhhhh...America is fatter, blondie.

FOSTER. Or bananas foster!

Aw, that Adipose was sad!

Oh Ten put that stethoscope back on and listen to my heart flutter for you ;)

Donna's like ZOMG!!!11!!114$$!!1ELEVEN DOKTAH IT'S MEEEEE

Oh goddammit why can I not read lips? Can someone tell me basically what was being said in this scene? Whatever, I'll just enjoy Tennant's emoting.

Aw, hugtiems!

Just like old times!

Eeeeee dimple!!

Bees are disappearing! And the Titanic flew by!

*jumps into Ten's arms*

How did Foster get a sonic device?

Hahahaha them trying to smash the window is hilarious.

OHSHIT CABLE BE CUT NIGHTMARE OF MINE COMING TRUE??

Mmmm but just look at those hands trying to pull Donna back up!

SCREWDRIVER > PEN

Yes, he is slippery ;) after a good shag with me, that is.

Yay journalists! But we don't make things up...if we're honorable, that is.

OHYES!!!

Mmmm, Ten turns on the charm.

Sleek.

She does look supernannyish. Also one of her bottom front teeth is gold.

Mmmm, Ten knows the law. He's so sexy.

OH MY GOD IS THAT THE WIRE FROM IDIOT'S LANTERN? I'M GONNA EAT YOU UP!

BRAINY SPECS eeeeeeeeee

Privacy. Yes, you and I will need it, Ten.

NO DON'T BRING UP ROSE D: But she'll be back soon!!

Goddammit these Adipose are adorable.

OHNOES the taxi ran over them!!! Hahaha but one of them slides down the taxi anyway.

Eeeeee that grin when he sees the second capsule!

TIEMTONGUE!!!

Won't someone please save the journalist?

OHAI DER GIANT SPACESHIP!

Oh no, Gramps can't see it!

The Adipose are like hi der nursery! Still, very cute.

Ooooh. Oooooooh.

Aw, Ten won't hurt these children. TIEMTONGUE AGAIN!! Why are my girly bits all wibbly?!

Mad Martha fancied him!

We're waving at fat.

Oh my God, Donna is so prepared. I like her bags!

Awwww...Ten's sad. He wants ROSE!

A mate. Not TO mate. A FRIEND! Well you're not matin' with me, sunshine!

Long streak of SEXY alien nothing, that is.

GRIN!!!

ROSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I literally gasped aloud.

Gramps got to see it! YAY GRAMPS!!

Hahaha, it's Volcano Day!

Okay, guys, 6:45 next week!

What is I'd Do Anything?

Aww, I liked the little zip zappy noises at the very end of the credits (over the BBC Wales and copyright card). I know that's a silly thing to miss but I liked them.