Now, I'm not one of those queers that needs every famous guy to be gay so I can justify my existence. But Gyllenhaal fascinates me. Between quiet dinners for two with Austin Nichols and all that time he spent with Kiki - I'm totally confused. Is he letting Lance Armstrong aid in adjusting his spandex or is he making time with bossy moo Reese Witherspoon? For some reason, the topic of this guy's sexual determination fascinates me. I think it's because he's so inscrutable. Why lies behind those sorta blank puppy dog eyes? He's an enigma, wrapped in a conundrum, and laid out on my brain. Anyway, I created a poll. What do you bitches think?