In anticipation of my recap of tonight's episode, I have some thoughts:

• Jen's going to be Heidi's bridesmaid: did we even really think she would have the gig if Heidi and Lauren hadn't broken up?
  
• I think Whitney should have her own show -- something like a mix of "Working Girl" and "Ready to Wear"
  
• Lisa Love should wear her hair wavy more often
  
• Red Parachute Apparatus is a daft name for a band.
  
• It's been a while since I've done shots with stupid-ass names.
  
• I can't take more commercials for that fucking Tila Tequila show.