Like many good, wholesome Americans I was shocked to hear that Don Imus was still alive. I turned on my regular nightly news and was outraged by what I heard. Apparently, this guy is not only still breathing but he (was) working as a talk-jock morning radio host. I was outraged to find out that the early morning show on MSNBC that I thought was Weekend at Bernie's Part IV was really actual footage of him living, breathing, and mumbling. I thought for sure that he was dead, hell, it even sounded like the sounds coming from his mouth were originating from a drunken amateur ventriloquist. I think it is time that the people of this country come together to fight this outrage together. We as a society can no longer tolerate wax dummies, dressed in horrible western gear, to continue breathing our air. Life is for the living, sir, and you are clearly not one of us. What's next? Am I going to wake up tomorrow to learn that Larry King is still alive and hosting his own talk show? Please.