I can think of more than a handful of places to place blame and point fingers for the way our young Hollywood has invaded the news, but I must say it has been impressing me lately. I mean they are REALLY going for it. A for effort for sure. You have to WORK to be that insane. Four girls all seeming to one-up each other. I can just see Paris saying to herself:
“OK Britney you think you win just by shaving your head, attacking paps with umbrellas and going to rehab? Hah! Top this. I am actually going to PRISON! Yeah talk about a killer photo op. Take that Trailer Trash”
And then of course you have Lindsay in rehab who you have to assume is just overly bored with everything. She seems like that kind of girl. The kind that is always involved in a million things just to stay sane, well maybe sane isn’t the correct word. But in my head she is saying
“are you kidding me? What kind of stunt is that. Paris isn’t hard core, she can’t handle prison. I am going to rehab and I am not even 21 yet. Also, I think I will start a lesbian fling with a DJ while stringing along a few carousing gentleman for the looks of it…actually I can’t even list all the things I am going to do to be better because they just come to me, like voices, and I follow!”
Meanwhile Nicole is faking a pregnancy and Britney is ruining clothing that adds up to almost my yearly income. This is why you don’t give lots of money to poor white trash. Does anyone else feel like they are watch the Bold and the Beautiful on repeat?