I had my second root canal today at the Beverly Hills dental office, where my endodontist is located. What's the benefit of going to a dental office on Beverly Hills, you might be wondering? Well, my friends, it's totally customary to see signed headshots of those stars who have patronized the office prior to your not-quite-as-illustrious visit. And goshdarnit, if my doctor's good enough for Engelbert Humperdinck, Liz Taylor and Wayne Newton, then he's good enough for me!

Root canals really don't hurt as much as I thought--at least mine didn't--but they only gave me local anesthesia, so it was really just incredibly boring and uncomfortable. I wish there were TV screens on the ceiling. Or on the insides of my eyelids. Yes, that would have helped the experience some. All in all, though, it was not horrible, even though, I still require a crown and a filling. The crown's just cause I'm so incredibly diva, so that's kind of my own fault.