I am becoming a Socialite

So I figured since I am off to play in the city of New York I am in need to become famous. Because as we all know I can get a little out of control. And since I like to have a good old time I think if I become a celebrity then I can get a way with anything. My new heros are going to be Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lo.Lindsay is not even 21 yet and she does it all. She is getting a DUI but probably not. At least I don't have to drive anymore so I don't really have to worry about that I guess. But if I do get a DUI I would love to be able to blame not knowing if I have a license and blame my publicist. The first rule of being a celebrity is to never take responsibility for ones own actions, find someone else to blame because I am the shit and if I wanted to get away with murder I think I could. So I must go and do my hair and look at myself in the mirror and have a few cocktails before I go and new in my new BMW or something. Love you all. Kiss. Kiss. I think I can do this. After all I did just graduate college. And if Paris and Lindsay can do it, I totally can.