Behold, ladies and gentlemen, the main reason I keep a few good white people around. They always know where to find the good drugs.

I kid! I kid!

Everyone's favorite Monchichi Mary-Kate Olsen has often been the target of speculation when it comes to her "lifestyle", so she's decided to play it up by joining the cast of Weeds, which is pretty much the best shit on Showtime since softcore porn at 2am. And guess what? Ashley won't be involved. MK went hard Tia Mowry style.

Olsen will play "Tara", a devoted Christian girl living in the newly developed megachurch community Majestic who becomes a love interest for Nancy Botwin's son Silas. Olsen will appear in 10 of the 15 episodes of the show's third season, which premieres August 13. --Yahoo

How dope is that?

Speaking of dope, Robin Thicke defended his song "Cocaine" at the recent controversial BET press conference that gave us assorted foolishness from 50 Cent and T.I.

"'Cocaine' is about a feeling, it's about a time, a scene, about the appeal of when people you think are cool are doing something. It's about what you think is cool and do you want to feel left out of something, do you want to be the only one that's not doing it, peer pressure situations," Thicke told reporters. "When I wrote that song... I had some old friends that were doing it, I had made some new friends that were doing it, and I was traveling from New York to L.A., and it seemed like it was everywhere and I felt like nobody was talking about it. Everyone was acting like it's done and it doesn't exist and yet it was in every bathroom at every party, it was all over the place. And how cool is that? I believe in drugs as a form of celebration."

I'm personally not so much into the Booger Sugar, but if that's your scene, who am I to judge?

Snort away.