1. If you're on the computer, and someone asks you how long you'll take, say you'll be done soon.

2. Bad haircuts can only be rectified with hairclips and time.

3. Don't run with scissors. Or knives. Just don't run.

4. Music equals life.

5. You're not watching too much TV when you have episodes memorized, you just have a good memory.

6. We all use math everyday.

7. Blindness is only what you think it is.

8. Reading is sexy.

9. Random song lyrics written all over your books is not crazy.

10. Never do anything when you're half asleep.

11. You have two cows.

12. The Potter Puppet Pals have unspeakable wisdom.

13. Chocolate is a staple food.

14. Don't sing in public.

15. Storms are the best time to go down to the shore.

16. Wood smoke is the best scent ever.

17. Wear your sunglasses at night.