Maybe the world's just gone dumb or maybe when words come out of my mouth they sound like something other than English to those on the receiving end.  Two kids, and I call them kids, because they looked fresh out of highschool, so I guess in their mind this qualified as a "real job", but anyway they knock and ask me to buy tickets to something for something to benefit something, some scammish shit, and I was like, no thank you, very politely, I might add, could you guys please add this door to your do not knock list?  Instead of taking it for what it's worth, they want to question me about why I don't want any of what they've got, and that's when things got early.  I mean, why should I have to be the one to remind them that a real job wouldn't require them to knock on doors and beg money from people like me.  The big black bitch had something to say, and being a black bitch myself, I said ok, I've got something to fix your ass, so I closed the door, and grabbed the biggest bottle of water that I could see at the time, and when I opened it again, I doused her big ass with it. Now, I'll exorcise the demons from her fucking black ass with my righteous poland spring, if the demons have coerced her into believing that she's going to stand there and tell me what she really thinks of me, after knocking on my door..fuck that shit...

You could tell that the holy poland spring worked, because the demons were immediatly agitated and caused her to violently fling her fat sluggish body at my front door, which I immediatlely slammed in her face..I then let her know that I would inform the authoritiies of their soliciting if not left in peace, and that seemed to do the trick.  People are obviously crazy, and the world's gone mad.  I can't stand it anymore.