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Lindsay VS. Paris


Last Login: Fri Aug 10 2007 5:26 GMT

I need everyone that follows useless pop-gossip to participate in this. Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are dangers to the road and both need... to be punished. So I'm going to ask a few questions and you must answer with either "Paris" or "Lindsay" with a funny or thoughtful qualifier for your answer.

1. Who would you bang/spank?
2. Who's the most annoying?
3. Who's more useless?
4. Who's vasnooch smells the worst?
5. Who would you let drive you home after a night out clubbing?

The best answers will be published on nOvaSlim.com. Thank you for your time.

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Lindsay vs. Paris

D List: 27 Points lalaland on Tue, 2007-07-10 15:03

1. Who would you bang/spank?

I would "bang" Paris' head on the ground a numerous amount of times.

2. Who's the most annoying?

Paris - I hate skinny girls who can eat like horses'.

3. Who's more useless?

PARIS! atleast Lindsay is an arteest.

4. Who's vasnooch smells the worst?

Paris. Everyone knows Lindsay's mom is a whore & whore's know how to keep their "vasnooches" clean. duh.

5. Who would you let drive you home after a night out clubbing?

Lindsay. If I am going to die, I'd prefer to die laughing. LaLohan seems kinda cool - well, the lesser of two evils.