I need everyone that follows useless pop-gossip to participate in this. Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are dangers to the road and both need... to be punished. So I'm going to ask a few questions and you must answer with either "Paris" or "Lindsay" with a funny or thoughtful qualifier for your answer.

1. Who would you bang/spank?
2. Who's the most annoying?
3. Who's more useless?
4. Who's vasnooch smells the worst?
5. Who would you let drive you home after a night out clubbing?

The best answers will be published on nOvaSlim.com. Thank you for your time.