Oh, Smallville, I love your angsty drama and contrived love triangles so very, very much.  To kick this thread off, this is my take on all possible iterations of relationships in Smallville (well, not ALL iterations, because I'll cry the first time somebody links me to, like, Clark/Martha fic. *dies*):

Clark/Lana:  OMG SO OVER IT.  Why they feel the need to keep needling us with a relationship that we *know* isn't canon is beyond me.  Bleh.  

Clark/Chloe:  On the other hand, I would gladly bribe God or whomever if THIS relationship could overtake canon.  Chloe is so fabulous it hurts.

Clark/Lois:  I like Lois, but she's no Chloe.

Clark/Lex:  I just...can't do it.  I mean, the subtext is so thick you could cut it with a knife, and yet...I feel like I need brain bleach when I think of the Clex.  And I love the HELL out of Sam/Dean on Supernatural, so...WTF?  I'm so weird.

Lex/Lana:  I find Lana infinitely more interesting when she's being shady with Lex than I do when she's whining to Clark about how he's hiding something from her.  Lex is also very interesting with Lana, because I believe he loves her, but then he does things that are so shady, like impregnate her with freaky alien sperm.  Or something.

Martha/Lionel:  Um...I really liked Jonathan, even when he was preachy and sort of obnoxious, so I'm just not ready for her to move on yet.  Yes, I do need to get a life.  However, I like that Lionel is so ambiguously evil, and I think the repurcussions of a relationship between the two would be interesting enough that I'm down with them hooking up...as long as it's not a big focus on the show.

Chloe/Jimmy:  They're cute, and I could totally be happy shipping them if I weren't wishing so desperately for a Clark/Chloe relationship to blossom.  COME ON, ALMILES, YOU CAN THROW A DAMN BONE TO THE CLARK/CHLOE SHIPPERS BEFORE THE SERIES IS OVER!</shameless begging>

Oliver/Lois:  I was behind this pairing when it was ongoing, because they're both hot, and because their relationship led to many a gratutious chest shot of Justin Hartley.  There is no wrong there.  None.

Oliver/Me:  FTW!!!  \o/

Also, is it just me, or are the shipper names for this fandom really ridiculous?  Chlark?  Seriously?