Lindsay Lohan Accidentally Toasted to the New Year

Now, I'm not usually one to sympathize with these young celebrities I enjoy criticizing on a daily basis, but I was sad to see Lindsay Lohan hitting the champagne bottle in a video of her celebrating on New Year's Eve. Reportedly, it was handed to her and she took a hearty swig. Even though she's been shopping and kissing random boys like it's going out of style, I do believe that she's earnestly working on kicking her addictions--at least to the things that she ingests--and am genuinely hoping that the girl doesn't end up killing herself. I'm pretty busy as it is, fretting over Amy Winehouse and whatnot. But, according to her lawyer, "Lindsay immediately stopped herself, called her sponsor and got back on track," so I guess that's good. But seriously, she needs to stop hanging out with people who have no problem handing her bottles of champagne.

Since Lindsay is out of rehab, do you think she will get her act together? Alot of people said she would never work again but she has a movie to film right now. I think Hollywood will wait to see how her new movie does before they start to throw projects at her.

Does anyone know who makes the long white dress (with the thin outlines of black flowers on it) that Lindsay Lohan was wearing over her bathing suit at the Polariod beach house last weekend?

I need everyone that follows useless pop-gossip to participate in this. Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are dangers to the road and both need... to be punished. So I'm going to ask a few questions and you must answer with either "Paris" or "Lindsay" with a funny or thoughtful qualifier for your answer.

1. Who would you bang/spank?
2. Who's the most annoying?
3. Who's more useless?
4. Who's vasnooch smells the worst?
5. Who would you let drive you home after a night out clubbing?

The best answers will be published on nOvaSlim.com. Thank you for your time.

Lindsay Lohan was arrested around 5:30 this morning for suspiscion of DUI (and possibly possession of a controlled substance--cocaine). Here's a couple of links to check out the whole story--including video:

http://www.splashnewsonline.com/2007/05/26/exclusive-video-of-lindsay-lohans-dui/
http://x17online.com/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/x17_first_lindsays_crash.php

Here's another few links that talks about the cocaine police found in Lindsay's car:

http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/26/coke-found-in-lohan-dui-invesitagation/
http://perezhilton.com/topics/lindsay_lohan/drugs_found_in_lohans_car_20070526.php

Good night, y'all!!!!

Did ya'll hear about Lindsay being caught snorting coke on tape? I'm sure your as surprised as I am. She is disgusting and pathetic. I really hope that we can start some sort of backlash against our so called "celebrities." I am ridiculously tired of her.

Is she for real? Who DIDN'T know she's a total crack addict/boozer? I heard she's been sending text messages from rehab saying she's the happiest she's ever been!

What, she wasn't happen when she was at Les Deux less than a day after having her appendix out? And she's not even 21 yet! Yeazu!