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Darby ShawRichmond, VA
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Real Name: Laura Age: 37 Gender: Female Fav Tunes: Angie Aparo, Coldplay, Madras, Augstana, Matt Pond PA, Imogen Heap, RENT, The Veils, Duran Duran, Fiona Apple, The Killers, Matchbox Twenty, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Simon and Garfunkel, Texas, Toby Lightman, classic rock, showtunes Fav TV Shows: Smallville, Supernatural, CSI, Jericho, CSI: Miami, Grey's Anatomy, Arrested Development Fav Flicks: Young Frankenstein, Steel Magnolias, Flashdance, Sixteen Candles, Parenthood, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, While You Were Sleeping, the Harry Potter movies, American Beauty, Being John Malkovich, Star Wars (original flavor), Something to Talk About, Elizabethtown Fav Fashion: Flip flops and jeans Fav Books: Life of Pi, the Harry Potter series, Salem's Lot, The Shining, The Stand, Wicked, Invisible Monsters, Their Eyes Were Watching God, The Stars My Destination, Earth Abides, Jurassic Park, The Kite Runner, historical mysteries, horror, comedy Recent Favorites
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About Me:
Darby Shaw, an internationally acclaimed writer, web designer, and professional beer drinker, died on April 1, 2079, at her palatial estate off the coast of Anguilla. She was 106.
An esteemed author and beloved humanitarian, Darby Shaw is perhaps best known for her memoir, How Beer, Sushi, and Starbucks Worked for Me, which has been on the New York Times Best Seller List for Non-Fiction for 1,352 weeks straight, as well as her contributions to Erotica Phenomena, the online erotic 'zine she founded with generous donations from the N.O.W. and the Hugh Hefner Foundation.
Ms. Shaw made a great many contributions to society during her life. She was a founding member of Viva la Poisson, a sushi conservation project, a notable repeat member of Who's Who in America, Who's Who in American Women, Who's Who in the Western Hemisphere, and Who's Who in the Milky Way, and a passionate advocate for the rights of iPod fanatics, knitters with short attention spans, and People for the Ethical Treatment of Exclamation Points!!!!1!11.
Upon news of her demise, several notable dignitaries expressed grief at her passing. Former President Bill Clinton declared (through his medium) that Darby Shaw was "the finest sort of citizen, a true Renaissance woman of her time." Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki, who wrote, produced, directed, and starred in the 2010 Grand Jury Prize (Dramatic) winner at the Sundance Film Festival (Who's Number One in the Nine P.M. Thursday Timeslot Now, Bitches), issued a statement expressing their "deep, soul-crushing sorrow at the passing of a brilliant mind and...stunningly beautiful person." The cast of Smallville, now in its 78th season, lowered its flags to half-mast and shut down production for the remainder of the month in honor of Ms. Shaw's death.
Darby Shaw is succeeded by her husband, Angelo Delmaria (22), five ex-husbands, thirty-two former foster children she lovingly raised to adulthood, and her beloved cat, Greely (79/553 human/cat). Several American, Canadian, British, and German breweries have created a foundation in her name; in lieu of flowers, please send donations to the Darby Shaw (Damn, She Could Drink a Lot of Beer) Memorial Scholarship Fund, c/o Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, MO. Recent Posts
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